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'Contorted Love Triangle' by WeebleClock 'Contorted Love Triangle' by WeebleClock
This drawing itself is a spoiler for stuff in Cantarella .D (don't spaz, it's not huge -- just some of the relationships that are materializing. if you're part way into book 4, then this is nothing.)

Just....some of the hilarity that happens in Cantarella. But in a much more lulzy fashion than the actual books. This is the author's "contorted love triangle", as she calls it.

But I FEEL SO BAD FOR CESARE. omg. "Fool! What does he want me to say? ...You're the only one...who confuses me like this."
OMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG :iconufufuplz:

And I also feel bad for Lucrezia. "I've disgraced my own sacred feelings!" bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

But I don't feel as bad for her as I do Cesare XD Only cause I love him more. But her situation sucks a little more, cause Cesare knows how she feels. (But would it suck more for him to know how she feels, or for Chiaro to be so thick-headed as to not see how Cesare feels? ...then again, Cesare never shows emotion XDD)

IT'S SO COMPLEX
I LOVE IT


Cesare Borgia, Michelotto/Chiaro, Lucrezia Borgia (c) You Higuri and history
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Sovenxas Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012
This love triangle can actually be solved in a very simple and easy manner; threesome.
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WeebleClock Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2012
YES. always threesome.
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Sagakure Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011
This is hilarious, and such a perfect description of Cantarella! XD *lol*
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Kuronishii Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
haha x)
Chiaro and Lucrezia are cute, but I feel bad for Cesare.
Historically, Cesare is in love with Lucrezia (he's really possessive), Michelotto falls in love with a girl named Beatrice, and he becomes friend with Nicolos Michiavelli. ( Who's a bug in the manga... wth??)


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QueenKittyM Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2011
ARRRRGH THIS JUST REMINDS ME OF MY FRUSTRATION AT NOT BEING ABLE TO READ THE END!!!!!
But still, good.
Personally, I HATED Lucrezia, if for no other reason than for coming between Chiaro and Cesare. I kept hoping she would just DIE...
And I hate Chiaro too! How DARE he turn his back on Cesare!!!
Rrrrrrgh... is it bad when the only character you like is the one consumed by a demon and hell-bent on war and power?
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WeebleClock Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2011
Wait whoa, is it not available online? I haven't checked recently; I still need to read it, too.

Yeah, I was pretty pissed at them both for a while, but it's subsided as I learned more about the characters/tried to be more rational lol. Hahaha you don't like any of the other characters at all?
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QueenKittyM Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2011
It's not. Believe me, I've checked. At best you'll find the first half of the first chapter of 11, and I've heard there's a 12 too.
Still hate 'em. >.< But that's just because I was a Cesare/Chiarp fan pretty much from the beginning.
Hmmm... and of the other characters... I hate Juan, the Pope (forget his name... Rodrigo?), REALLY hate Sancia, am irked by Sancia's brother for loving Sancia... Volpe is okay, but I know he's just Chiaro's replacement. There aren't too many other major characters... Sancia's brother's attendant is annoying... Cesare's other brother, the kid... well, I don't know enough to like or hate him. But all in all, yeah, my favorite has always been and will always be Cesare, even when he's consumed by demons.
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WeebleClock Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2011
Arrgghhhhhhh why don't people scanlate more. Sadface.

Hahaha I guess that makes sense. Yeah, Juan and Rodrigo tick me off too. I think I'll like Sancia so long as she doesn't officially end up with Cesare because unlike Lucrezia she has a spine, and I think Alfonso is adorable XD And Volpe is a giant derp and he cracks me up. But I'm totally with you in the "Cesare-as-favorite" boat ~
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QueenKittyM Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011
Because they're laaaaaaaaazy.

It's an awesome boat to be in.
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WeebleClock Featured By Owner May 12, 2011
Mm. True. As many people are.

HECK YEAH.
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QueenKittyM Featured By Owner May 13, 2011
Erk... yeah, I have more than a few things I should be working on right now too. >.>
I'm sailin' this ship like I OWN it!
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WeebleClock Featured By Owner May 14, 2011
-looks uncomfortably at homework- Uh...yeah XD

I'm owning this ship like I sail it?
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rimmerthesmeg Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
X3 X3 X3
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WeebleClock Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2010
YES.

Aside from the angst, that is lol
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Meiseki Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2010  Student Digital Artist
Haha, very true. XD

He just needs to have his way with Chiaro and get it over with.
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WeebleClock Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2010
AGREED. (and sorry for the ridiculously late reply.)
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Meiseki Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2010  Student Digital Artist
Haha, no problem. XD
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Zenethra Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010
I hated Chiaro/Lucrezia! D:<

Gahhhhh! Something may happen with Chiaro and Cesare soon though. The novels haven't all been translated online yet :D Maybe Chiaro will save Cesare? Maybe...?

*flail*
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WeebleClock Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010
Yeah, that definitely made me extremely emo )= I was pissed at Chiaro most of all, cause Lucrezia had no way of knowing (though I was under the opinion that she was a total whorebitch for a good 6 months. trying to get over the hatred lol), but I was def v v mad at both. Poor Cesare ~~

I KNOWWWWW AND IT KILLLSSSSS. I kind of want to wait for the whole book to be published in English, so I haven't kept myself updated with the chapters...but I know they have a confrontation. BUT I KNOW NOTHING ELSE (and will probably get it spoiled soon...bad deal XD).

My god, I hope he does. But he's been thinking pretty seriously about finally killing Cesare lately. Considering he failed to do the only thing Cesare wanted when they were young. But that would SUCK. I don't know if their relationship can ever be restored... )=
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Zenethra Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010
Chiaro could've had ANYBODY he wanted to relieve some tension, but it HAD to be Cesare's little sister! D:
I dislike Lucrezia because she sold herself out. I mean, she was complaining for so long that all she had to look forward to in life was to be controlled by men. So she pretty much ruins any chance she had of doing anything else! Heck, she had it good with Cesare's favor O-o I wouldn't mind being controlled by him, would you? :blush:
I'm mad at Chiaro too, but I still love him because of his relationship with Cesare...! :eager:

But at this point, I don't think they'd ever be together like they used to....(shattered fangirl dreams)
Maybe a miracle will happen! O-o Who knows? Maybe some luvins is all they need? :D (lol, more fangirls dreams)
Though, it's probably going to end up like Romeo and Juliet. One kills himself and the other kills himself because he has nothing without the other~ Or Lucrezia will die (<--best option)
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WeebleClock Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2010
Ahh, sorry this took so long to reply to! Busy schedule is busy. (As is forgetful girl forgetful. Hmm.)

I know! It was...augh. Frustrating. Though he had been crushing on her since he was sixteen. Isn't she only thirteen or fourteen at the current (book 10) time anyway? (...How old is she? I've heard she's pretty young) Yeahh, true. But she's also a romantic, and Chiaro is both her and Cesare's angel of light. (He really needs to stop doing that XD) Mmm, maybe not ~ Though I think being over-controlled by anyone would becoming agonizing after a certain point.

I knowwwww D: I had to forgive Chiaro because of that. Yeah, they're in a pretty depressing predicament.

Ooohhh, that would be wonderful <33 But I'm kind of doubting it at this point :( Hahahaha I'd be happy if Lucrezia and Chiaro simply stopped having their frustrating fling and she was happy with another man. (And Chiaro would have to be happy with a certain man, too ^^)
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Zenethra Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2010
I completely know the feeling :D I don't respond to things for like, months...:(

She's like 16 and Cesare's 19-20. Or something :D
OOH! I learned something in school a few weeks ago! Chiaro (pronounced Key-R-O) is an Italian word that means "light". XD It all makes sense! I had been pronouncing it in Japanese all this time because it's so phonetically spelled like a Japanese name.

;-; Let's hope Chirao is strong enough to kill that demon-thing and release its hold on Cesare! :thumbsup:

(I just want Lucrezia to disappear :evil:) But according to real history, Lucrezia supposedly seduced Cesare and she got pregnant. The manga switches it up a little with Chiaro, who didn't actually exist.
Even if there was something between Cesare and Chiaro, they wouldn't show it in the manga :( Darn.
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WeebleClock Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2010
Same XD

Yes! I learned that from art ("Chiaroscuro" is the difference between light and dark. I actually read a Cantarella fanfic with that title XD). But it bothers me, because in the back of the first book it says to pronounce his name Chi-Ah-Ro. Which is wrong if you're Italian...I don't know. I gave up XD

Yes! But it may be to the point where the demon-thing is Cesare :cry:

Hahahaha XD Yeah, she had a baby by her father, and she and Cesare were lovers for I think their whole lives. I think he was very protective of her. But Higuri took some liberties, as she should to make her own story work.

"Something" as in?
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slivershell Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2010
Oh yeah... this triangle. I honestly think that Cesare's situation is worst because he's slowly turning into a demon without his light His dumb, stupid, thick headed light!!!
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WeebleClock Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2010
YES. FREAKING IDIOT OF A LIGHT. The expression "lightbulb" (as in thought) does not come to mind when thinking of this one (-shot for horrid pun-)

I'm attempting to get over it, though...I was pissed at those two for a good three months though. Cesare is my favorite, so of course I feel bad for him <3
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Elendae Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2009
Am I the only one in the world who supports Cesare/Volpe?
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WeebleClock Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2009
Definitely not! I adore that pairing! <33
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kiriyubel Featured By Owner May 12, 2011
Volpe!? Ugh! sorry, but I hate that guy! he's so selfish and unlovable! but when it comes to Cesare, Lucrezia and Chiaro I kinda feel sorry for all of them, they all have their problems. and besides, Chiaro did thought Cesare was into him but Cesare denied and acted like Chiaro imagining things so Chiaro dropped the matter and thought Cesare was teasing him and at one time drunk. by the time Cesare revealed his true feeling to Chiaro, Chiaro has already fallen in love with Lucrezia and she returned his feeling. if Cesare had confessed sooner it might have ended diffrently. but I have to say I'm kinda surprised... I never thought Cesare will be so uke... plz don't kill me!(runs and hide) :sprint:
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WeebleClock Featured By Owner May 12, 2011
Hmm...he is selfish and unlovable, but he still cracks me up XD

Yeah, life pretty much sucks for all of them. Hahahaha I didn't think he was being uke so much as being at the climax of his heartbreak. I mean, he only let Chiaro see his tears for a second, and that was on accident.
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SainaTsukino Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
they should just use clamp rule no.37: the easiest way to resolve a love triangle is for your isster to die
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SainaTsukino Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
indeed. (call me evil but during reading I kind of kept thinking/wishing she would die.)
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Fallen-Gamer Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2009
she keeps getting in the way T^T... *sniffle*

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SainaTsukino Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
LOL agreed
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WeebleClock Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2009
Hahahahaha XDD Well that would certainly make things easier. (Kind of wishing it would happen in this series too -shot-)
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SainaTsukino Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
*sister, I mean
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